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Decided that we needed a place for the humor and jokes here at Angus Macinnes. Step inside and visit the Jester as she is here to entertain our guests. Be Happy!!!~~Angus~~ ]]> en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:03:54 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/forums/69 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Brotherly Love ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8761/t/Brotherly-Love.html image

]]> feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8761 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:36:59 GMT <![CDATA[ Where Are We????? ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8758/t/Where-Are-We-.html On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales .

At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress,
"Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?"

The girl leaned over and said, "Burrr ? gurrr ? king."
]]> feeds@yuku.com (MsPiggy04) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8758 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:23:59 GMT <![CDATA[ New product ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8710/t/New-product.html
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8710 Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:42:47 GMT <![CDATA[ Ewwww. ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8709/t/Ewwww-.html
As her husband didn't know what her costume was,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8709 Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:41:30 GMT <![CDATA[ Oh those old ladies ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8708/t/Oh-those-old-ladies.html
The old man replied, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools."

One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your trousers and pants and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8708 Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:39:24 GMT <![CDATA[ The Trunk Monkey ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8707/t/The-Trunk-Monkey.html
Trunk Monkey Compilation - feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8707 Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:37:19 GMT <![CDATA[ 50 happy years ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8705/t/50-happy-years.html
At the session last week, the priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, "Well, I've a tried to treata her nice, spenda the money on her, but best is that I tooka her to Italy for our 20th... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8705 Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:29:19 GMT <![CDATA[ Funny Commercial ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8696/t/Funny-Commercial.html ��

]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8696 Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:51:36 GMT <![CDATA[ First Christmas Joke of 2009 ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8694/t/First-Christmas-Joke-of-2009.html
'In honour of this Holy Season,' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle,' he said.image

'You... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8694 Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:55:59 GMT <![CDATA[ I've got the fastest car..... ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8691/t/I-ve-got-the-fastest-car-.html I own the fastest carA man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped, both looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over the sleek,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8691 Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:49:58 GMT <![CDATA[ The Wave ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8690/t/The-Wave.html ��

]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8690 Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:00:53 GMT <![CDATA[ Why....? ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8689/t/Why-.html Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8689 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:21:17 GMT <![CDATA[ Real Advertisements ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8688/t/Real-Advertisements.html Real advertisementsSupposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8688 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:16:57 GMT <![CDATA[ Ah to be Welsh!! ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8685/t/Ah-to-be-Welsh-.html After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, English scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

In the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after a story in the LA Times read: 'California archaeologists, finding traces of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8685 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:41:38 GMT <![CDATA[ Thanksgiving Humor ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8684/t/Thanksgiving-Humor.html image Comments - Graphics[/img] ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8684 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:26:24 GMT <![CDATA[ Is Windows Really A Virus??? ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8673/t/Is-Windows-Really-A-Virus-.html Is Windows a virus?With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.

1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8673 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:26:20 GMT <![CDATA[ Doctors Meeting ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8672/t/Doctors-Meeting.html Doctors Meeting...

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8672 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:17:07 GMT <![CDATA[ The Cowboy ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8671/t/The-Cowboy.html Where are you from?The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8671 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:04:24 GMT <![CDATA[ ????? ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8670/t/-.html Why is there an expiry date on my sour cream container?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why do we send cargo by ship, and shipments by car?

Why call it a building if it's already been built?

Why do kamikazee pilots wear helmets?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Does 'virgin wool'... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8670 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:02:34 GMT <![CDATA[ Wedding Traditions ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8669/t/Wedding-Traditions.html The tradition at weddings

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl getting married wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's so happy and this is the happiest day of her entire life!"

The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Ldy Colleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8669 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:49:17 GMT