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Decided that we needed a place for the humor and jokes here at Angus Macinnes. Step inside and visit the Jester as she is here to entertain our guests. Be Happy!!!~~Angus~~ ]]> en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:27:20 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/forums/69 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Tired Nurse ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8594/t/Tired-Nurse.html


Tired Nurse

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realises her mistake she looks at the flabbergasted cashier and, without missing a beat, she says, "Well, that's great! That's just... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (LadyColleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8594 Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:35:07 GMT <![CDATA[ Raisin Bread ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8575/t/Raisin-Bread.html
"Id like some raisin bread please", the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8575 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:59:28 GMT <![CDATA[ Yes indeed...It's congenital! ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8560/t/Yes-indeed-It-s-congenital-.html
ARE WOMEN BORN THIS WAY?

http://www.snotr.com/video/2630

]]> feeds@yuku.com (LadyColleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8560 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:15:14 GMT <![CDATA[ What you read is not what I meant .... ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8548/t/What-you-read-is-not-what-I-meant-.html
The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk; but whenever I fart,

the room smells awesome ! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8548 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:23:42 GMT <![CDATA[ Losing your Objectivity ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8542/t/Losing-your-Objectivity.html
He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh.

Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That is right," said the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8542 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:18:25 GMT <![CDATA[ What will they think of Next? ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8541/t/What-will-they-think-of-Next-.html
His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8541 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:44:30 GMT <![CDATA[ Ouch ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8536/t/Ouch.html image

]]> feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8536 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:52:09 GMT <![CDATA[ Why Dogs HATE Halloween ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8535/t/Why-Dogs-HATE-Halloween.html
cid:_2_07BF1E2007BF1A3800537F0585257642 feeds@yuku.com (LadyColleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8535 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:49:03 GMT <![CDATA[ GeriatrX ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8534/t/GeriatrX.html ]]> feeds@yuku.com (LadyColleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8534 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:45:56 GMT <![CDATA[ Two Old Ladies ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8533/t/Two-Old-Ladies.html
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feeds@yuku.com (LadyColleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8533 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:44:39 GMT <![CDATA[ Why...? ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8531/t/Why-.html Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
]]> feeds@yuku.com (LadyColleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8531 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:12:50 GMT <![CDATA[ unfortunate domain names ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8529/t/unfortunate-domain-names.html Independent Sources has compiled a top 10 over companies with unfortunate domain names that can easily be misunderstood.
  1. A site called "Who Represents" where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
    feeds@yuku.com (OahuBeachGirl) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8529 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:42:51 GMT <![CDATA[ An Old SalT ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8526/t/An-Old-SalT.html An old retired salty sea-dog puts on his old sailor's uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times' sake. He engages a prostitute and follows her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"

    The prostitute replies, "Well, you salty old sea-dog, you're doing about three knots."

    "Three knots?" he... ]]>     feeds@yuku.com (LadyColleen) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8526 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:23:26 GMT     <![CDATA[ Wise Purchase ? ? ? ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8524/t/Wise-Purchase-.html His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

    One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was
    a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

    It was about 5:30pm that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school.
    Tommy was over 2 hours late.. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late... ]]>     feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8524 Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:46:05 GMT     <![CDATA[ Some interesting Facts ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8519/t/Some-interesting-Facts.html FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex right now

    FACT: 58,000,000 people are kissing

    FACT: 37,000,000 people are relaxing after having sex

    FACT: 1 old timer is sitting reading jokes

    You hang in there SUNSHINE ]]>     feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8519 Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:16:28 GMT     <![CDATA[ Top Ten Country Western Songs ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8517/t/Top-Ten-Country-Western-Songs.html Top Ten Country Western Songs.

    10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

    7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win... ]]>     feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8517 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:30:48 GMT     <![CDATA[ Wrong Shop? ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8506/t/Wrong-Shop-.html If you didn't get the book you were after..........

    Maybe you went to the wrong shop......

    image     ]]>     feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8506 Tue, 20 Oct 2009 22:29:51 GMT     <![CDATA[ Cowboy's Honeymoon ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8505/t/Cowboy-s-Honeymoon.html
    'This heerza special 'casion,' he said, 'our honeymoon.
    We need a nice room with a good strong bed.'

    The clerk winked. 'You want the Bridal?'
    The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then
    replied, 'Nope, reckon not. Guess I'll jist hold on to
    her ears til she gits used to it.'
    ]]>     feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8505 Tue, 20 Oct 2009 22:28:32 GMT     <![CDATA[ The Penis Study ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8495/t/The-Penis-Study.html The Penis Study


    In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.


    After the US published the study, Sweden decided to do their own. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the... ]]>     feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8495 Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:52:07 GMT     <![CDATA[ $1000 Challenge ]]> http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8494/t/-1000-Challenge.html The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

    Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

    One day this scrawny little man came into the bar,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (DotEMatrix) http://angusmacinnes.yuku.com/topic/8494 Sun, 18 Oct 2009 07:26:47 GMT